Structured Water

There's nothing quite like flying, and not for the reasons you think! There's a little thing called "SkyMall" that makes at least the first hour of your trip an undeniable thrill! For those of you unfamiliar, it is a magazine that lets you, yes, shop while on an airplane!

Now, the magazine doesn't contain things that you and I might call "useful", but crazy people who believe anything they read, it's a magazine full of miracles! Miracle hair regrowth treatments, magical bracelets that cure any disease you might have, etc. But this one tops them all... It was a new addition to the magazine from last month's issue. I saw it and I just HAD to tear it out! Be sure to read the "Facts":



Can you believe they're actually serious!?!? After seeing it I had to mention it to our friend, who happens to be a food scientist. She works for one of those Tahitian Noni, hyped "magical" juices, kind of places, so I thought she'd get a kick out of it. She ended up telling us all about how her company is considering getting into the structured water bracket and we all laughed about what a hype it was. She was even kind enough to provide us a couple samples of their competitor's products:



This water is, "Purified, Remineralized, Ionized, Microstructures, and Oxygen Rich!" In other words, "$5/bottle of tap water."